Hello. I is Pig. This is my Diary. It's super Top Secret, but Duck and me agrees that you needs to read it so you can help us, because we is in a bit of a pickle. Well that is not true, we is in A LOT of a pickle.
I hopes you will be believing what I has written, because Duck say it is UNBELIEVABLE. But it isn't. It's my life. You will see. Love, Pig.
Follow this great tale of how Duck and Pig, with the help of the Evil Chickens, manage to evade the Farmer!